I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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