this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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