there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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