ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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