I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
