Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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