I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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