just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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