Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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