so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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