At least make sure they are 18
Why
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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