Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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