i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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