Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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