totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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