Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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