Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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