He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
