Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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