God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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