We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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