would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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