I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
