Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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