I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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