This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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