thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
soo... how was my night?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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