The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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