Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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