Christians are straight up FREAKS
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Hippo gnu deer
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
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