You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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