I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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