So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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