You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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