I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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