? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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