He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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