jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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