K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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