We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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