I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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