Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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