I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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