why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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