i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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