I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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