Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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