Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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