Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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