So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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