Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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