so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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